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whovianoncer:

Weasley family: we’ve only known harry for four and a half minutes but if anything happened to him we’d kill everyone in this train station and then ourselves

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dianapforlunch:

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Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are officially the cutest fuckin’ girlfriends to ever exist

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

ericvilas:

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aqueerkettleofish:

This just seemed appropriate today.

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

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FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

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sexybaldwin:

When you watch something with your friends and can’t hide that the villain is your fave

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girl-in-the-hitops:

first it was no horny on main by etiquette and now it’s no horny anywhere by law

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terriamon:

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

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thetoxiczombie:

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This panic happens like every few months.

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ommanyte:

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

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sebstantheangel:

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I’m wheezing -

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

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fourthell:

im starting to irritate myself with my poor mental health like damn can a bitch just keep it together for a minute

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

The only “adult” in the movie is a millennial who’s also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc “if I die I don’t have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesn’t judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymore” and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it

Updated Babysitter genre

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ceramicsun:

doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.

no putting laundry away we live out of the basket like men

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